PHPM

About This Game

MILLIONS OF DOGS:

• Hatch from an egg and try not to question how or why you exist
• 70 different breeds across 7 types including normal dogs, robots, aliens, and ghosts
• Embrace yourself and level up or start over and generate a new dog

REALISTIC DOG SIMULATION:

• Pee on stuff: use it to mark your territory or a weapon against dogs and animals
• Bark
• Poop
• Eat your own poop
• Pee on your own poop until it disintegrates
• Chase Squirrels
• Avoid getting fleas!
• Dig for bones and coins while getting a workout
• Play, eat, drink, exercise and sleep to keep being a healthy dog

DOG STUFF:

• P.U.P. Boy 7000 – instantly view info, status, stats, and serial number of current dog
• Explore Dogstown and surrounding areas like woof woods and the cemetery
• Listen to music at home or on your iPawd, find records for more songs
• Throw a Dog Party and invite strange dogs into your home
• Go to the Dog Arcade to play BoneMuncher and other crappy retro classics
• Visit Bark Buy & Dog Depot to customize your home and fill it with toys and gadgets
• Enjoy effects of powerups like iced coffee and roller skates
• Rob a dog food warehouse and never go hungry again

THE NEED TO SURVIVE:

Stay Healthy and alive by keeping your NEED meters up, there’s 6 NEEDs to take care of…

• Fitness – Digging holes is the best way to stay fit
• Happy – Play with toys, watch TV, or play videogames to stay happy
• Poop – Go near a hydrant and press [ACTION] to relieve yourself
• Hunger – stay full by eating dogfood or other things
• Thirst – sip from a water source to stay hydrated, this is also your ammo for peeing
• Sleep – take a nap at home to fill up. You’ll fall asleep wherever you are if you get too tired

There’s danger lurking in the world that can send you to the vet or kill you if your health is too low. Be careful and good luck surviving!

Reviews

“Surprisingly un-crap”
Nerd³

“Honestly, I expected worse”
Jim Sterling

“like a Zelda Game with More Feces”
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