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About This Game

Supermarket Times offers the player the chance to take on the exciting role of a normal person going shopping.

Key Features

• Shopping

Browse a selection of surreal and thrilling products, including the renowned fat fat fatty’s fat powder™ – get fat for a laugh, Marl-bros cigarettes – a slippery slope indeed, and the captivating thick and milky mother’s magazine.

• Chatting

Meet a cast of peculiar people for the first time (and for some hopefully the last time). Sid wants you to know he is not a pervert, Carol wants to make sure there is absolutely no processed meat in her son’s soup, James’ Dad bought him a skateboard with no wheels 15 years ago and he’s still sad about it.

• Legendary Tasks

Complete Legendary Supermarket Tasks such as buy alcohol for the teenagers, hit the seagull with the rock and stamp on the rat .

• Exploring

Discover strange and intriguing secrets!

Explore, shop and chat and eventually you may discover the super-secret of the supermarket!

Reviews

“It’s a delightfully silly journey, and a rare example of a truly iconoclastic video game emerging from a sea of derivatives.”
★★★★ – The Guardian

“Watching the conga line of random crap slowly trudge towards the scanner brings me happiness.”
8/10 – Pixel Die

“It made me laugh a lot, even when I was shaking my head in a “why have you done this” kind of way.”
Rock Paper Shotgun