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About This Game

“A fork in an eye or fucked by the guy?”

“Watch Your Ass” – a parody and a fun psychological horror game that will scare you with its realism, because such a story can happen to every… congressmen. It will plunge you into the incredibly nightmarish world of muscular men and their haters, who, instead of coming to an agreement and loving each other, fight and mark territory.

The situation is like this – either you find sheets of law and sign them, or an angry gay man finds you and stares you hard in the ass.
The locations of the notes are constantly changing, and the areas where you will be caught and turned into a rooster are increasing every minute.
Even the developer himself does not know where the danger lies and therefore does not play this game!

You will feel like a real homophobe and will try to ruin the lives of unfortunate people, but remember that your scarlet booty can instantly become the prey of angry minorities.

All the names and events are fictitious. Any similarity is just an unfortunate coincidence

This game parodies indie horror games, but it can really scare you, especially if you are afraid of losing anal virginity.

Game features:
– Dialogue like in the Federico Fellini’s movies
– Realistic graphics of the Unreal Engine 5.3, which you will not be able to appreciate, because the game is immersed in pitch darkness
– You will become straight if you were gay before
– You will become gay if you were straight before
– You will become a congressmen if you were a sheep before
– There are a lot of places in the game where you can be really fucked
– Why did you even buy this game?

In this game you can:
– Walk
– Run
– Turn on/off the flashlight
– Cursing gays
– Get what you deserve

This is a new Minesweeper, this is a reimagined Slenderman, this is Tetris and Chess rolled into one.

Choose your path and try to complete the game without falling into the strong hands of an angry man.
It is all comes down to this day!

The approximate time to complete the game is from 10 to 60 minutes.