PHPM

About This Game

STORY

John Harry is lost in the woods after driving his car off a cliff. He is attacked from all sides by strange vicious beasts and his prospects seem bleak. But then the local game warden comes to his rescue and offers him a gun to protect himself. He just has to sign a little contract…

It seems like his troubles are over, or have they just begun?

WHAT TO EXPECT

• BLOOD: Know your health by the amount of blood on your face!

• ALCOHOL: Mix cocktails and feel their effects!
• VIOLENCE: Shoot bullets from guns into horribly deformed creatures!
• INVENTORY TETRIS: Unleash your inner OCD by managing your inventory!

• LOVE: Fall in love, or just watch dirty pictures!
• ABUSE: Experience verbal abuse by people you hardly know!
• PUZZLES: Find out if the rusty key fits into the rusty lock!
• TALKING: Have a conversation with other weirdos (or just point your gun at them)!

• CHOICES: Choices sometimes have consequences and sometimes they don’t!
• MINIMAL HUD: Use your brain to remember how many bullets you have left!
• CHARACTER CUSTOMIZATION: Buy new clothes with your booze!

• THE END: Experience three totally different endings depending on decisions you made!
• PHILOSOPHY: Find out if worms are moral beings!

Reviews

“This game is probably the most underrated game of 2019.”
Blackie (12.6 hrs)

“If deadpan humor or slower-paced adventure games aren’t your thing I’d pass it up but this is one of the funniest and most unique experiences on Steam right now.”
crawdadplastic (10.6 hrs)

“價格也算非常公道而且便宜。”
Half-Life: A.K (11.3 hrs)