PHPM

About This Game

WARNING: Contains mild violence, smoking, drug use, public urination, public pooping, explosive poop. Content may not be suitable for Cats. Any similarities to real dogs is purely coincidental.

Take control of a randomized dog in a randomized house and survive the harsh domestic life! Play, eat, drink, and sleep, remember to take care of yourself or else you will die. Explore the city and interact with the world, discover items and secrets. Play frisbee, dig up bones, and shop at retail stores. Stay in a good mood, level up and buy new toys! Play however you want, piss on everything, blow up cars and hydrants with explosive poop, earn money and try to fill your house up with toys and gadgets.
Over 300,000,000 possible dog combinations!

• Virtually unlimited combinations of dogs and houses
• Pee on stuff! Use it as a weapon or to mark your territory
• Get enough food, water, fun, exercise and sleep to stay healthy and alive
• Eat your own poop
• Chase Squirrels
• Try not to get fleas!
• Throw a Dog Party and invite strange dogs into your home
• Visit Dog Arcade to play BoneMuncher and other crappy retro classics
• Play with other dogs and animals
• Shop at stores like Dog Depot, Bark Buy, and Gadget Store
• Enjoy the effects of special powerups like iced coffee, explosive poop, or roller skates
• P.U.P. Boy 7000 – instantly view detailed stats and status of dog and change options
• Explore town and surrounding areas for secrets & new ways to earn XP
• Tons of toys to play with
• Equal representation of male and female dogs
• Day/night cycle
• Listen to your Stereo & Music Player, find new records across the land to unlock music
• Free updates for life! (when/if new content is made, there has been several updates since release)

• Take control of labs, robot dogs, huskies, hover dogs, weird alien dogs and more!
• Types of Dogs include: Biological, Alien, Robot, VR, Reptilian, Ghost, & Android
• Embrace yourself and level up or delete yourself and start a fresh life as a new dog in a new home

• Rob a dogfood warehouse and never go hungry again
• Play frisbee
• Herd sheep
• Dig for bones and money
• Explore the cemetery and try to uncover secrets, beware of ghost dogs

• Use your hard-earned dogcoins to buy gadgets, art, and more for your home
• Buy an old cheap tube TV, or save up for a plasma
• Purchase a range of stereos from boomboxs to electrostatic towers
• Go to Dog Depot to modify your wallpaper, floors, windows, and door to suit your style
• Visit Barkbuy (petstore) to buy a new bed, food bowls and more!

• Find a pair of Rollerskates to zip around town
• Eat some chocolate to acquire explosive poop
• Get high on Dogflower

• Change your collar
• Go to the Paw and Spray for a new coat of fur

Some profits may go towards purchase and care of actual IRL dog

Reviews

“Surprisingly un-crap”
Nerd³

“Honestly, I expected worse”
Jim Sterling