PHPM

About This Game

Enjoy the most difficult game you’ve ever played, a crazy and funny side-scrolling 3D game set in daily routines like escaping from work, buying at the supermarket, having a drink in a bar, stopping a fire or capturing some narcos.

· Run through 10 Routine Levels with unique skills to master: dodge, jump, roll, engage, brake, turbo, build and push.
· Link this actions to achieve combos and getting extra speed and points.
· Suffer the Tyranny of Monday with an Extra Endless Level: how long can you last?
· With boring and badass enemies like poop, bosses, machines or secretaries that will judge you every time you fail.
· Obstacles position change with each game, and secret paths and race twists will blow your mind.
· Without Keanu Reeves but with Kerry Kaverga and Alotta Fagina.
· Lovely and lazy low poly graphics.
· Includes 42 amazing Steam Achievements.
· One of the most most challenging, frustrating, and just plain punishing video games ever.
· And of course acidic and uncomfortable jokes about the game industry and your mom.