PHPM

About This Game

The wait is finally over!

Let’s be honest with each other, have you thought about opening your very own rug store? Or monopolizing the intergalactic rug market? Or being named Roy??

If you have an answer to any of those questions, Roy’s Rugs is perfect for you!

SIMULATE THE MARKET
Buy rugs and sell them for a higher price on the rug market!

MANAGE A TEAM
Recruit the best sales team in the galaxy to maximise your profits!

TEST YOUR SKILLS
Play with your friends and find out who is the better rugspreneur!

SCIENCE?
Do you even know how rugs are made? Find out now or forever live in the dark!

CONQUER THE GALAXY
Set up shop after shop after shop and prestige your way to godhood!

RUGS
It’s all rugs!

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Here’s what others have to say:

“Why did you make a game about rugs?” – Mother

“This game is exactly like real life. This is how the rug market works.” – Rug Expert

“They have effectively revolutionized the gaming industry. Truly a masterpiece that transcends what we think we know about gaming.” – Big Tech