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About This Game

The Superweaks recorded six new songs. Team Lazerbeam made six new games. We tied everything together into one tale of bands, butts and bootleg battletoads that’s scientifically formulated to put a smile on your face.

You’re an amorphous teen and you’re about to see your favourite band, tonight is going to be the greatest night of your life! There’s just one problem: before the gig you want to buy some new boots, and before you can do that you’re gonna need to work your butt off!

Features:

• A punk music album/game hybrid
• 6 songs by The Superweaks meet 6 games by Team Lazerbeam
• Combining elements of dating sims, RPGs, arcade classics & rhythm games
• Crafted with love and teenage punk rock dreams

Track List:

1 New Year: Melt out of bed, pull yourself into whatever solid form you can muster and craft your unique rebellious look. Will you sass your parents or be a respectful teen?

2 Paperperson: Grab your bike and hit the streets, it’s time to deliver some slammin’ sandwiches! Your boss doesn’t want you to feed the neighborhood dogs, but they’re so damn cute!

3 Guitar Zero: Head to the mall, put on your dorky uniform and sell some guitars! Rock out and stay in time, just ignore the cool mallrats making fun of you.

4 Tony Dork: Slip into your frogsuit and get ready to shred! Chain tricks, clear gaps and collect bananas, only YOU can cheer people up with the power of high fives.

5 Ghoststep: You’ve got your boots and you made it to the gig! Enjoy crowdsurfing in “the second most realistic moshing simulator ever made”!

6 The Deepest Blues: Return home after the greatest night of your life, fall asleep and dream.

PLEASE NOTE: Just like an EP, this is a short game that takes about [30 minutes] to finish but like any good album, can be enjoyed again and again

Hold Up, What’s a Split?
The split album is a long running DIY indie/punk tradition, it’s a collaborative release featuring songs by two or more bands. Typically each band takes a side of the record/tape, although some splits have seen bands alternating between tracks, remixing/ covering each other’s songs, or even joining forces to record new ones.

Reviews

“Seriously, go buy Teenage Blob, now. If you are reading our website to get an idea of what indies you should try next, then this is where we tell you that this needs to be in your life, not just your library.”
9.5/10 – Hyper Light Up

“It’s cute. It’s heartwarming. It’s a blast back to the days when you still had the energy and hormones to run around town.”
9/10 – IndieGameWebsite

“it feels like it’s about that one album you listened to on repeat for the extent of your summer holidays. It’s about the music that made you feel seen, that carried you through the warm weeks as you rode your bike to hang out with friends or stayed up late looking out an open window, feeling the cool night air and appreciating a rare moment of stillness.”
I can’t recommend it enough – SevenOutOfTen