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About This Game

UNLEASH YOUR INNER SPEEDRUNNER

Highlights
• 60+ levels with several challenging post-game levels
• Banging synthwave soundtrack
• Hours of git gud fun
• Become a speedrunner and learn to break records

“This is a smoooth noodle” – A cool customer

Velocity Noodle has ultra-smooth movement, don’t spill your noodles when you combine movement skills and break levels to go fast!

“This town sucks. – Random Noodle City resident”

All the traps and alternative routes are handcrafted to maximize enjoyment! Have fun jumping and teleporting past traps or getting chased by the A.D.S. (Anti-Delivery Service a.k.a. the food police).

“Ooo so shiny!” – Proud mom

The faster you go, the more you help out your little noodle stand. Break records and get shiny trophies and who knows, it might unlock even more stuff.

“Woof” – Dog

You can pet dog. That’s all.

Buy your noodles today and enjoy!

Reviews

“Velocity Noodle is everything you’ll want in a precision platformer, with creative levels that will turn your lo mein into lo PAIN.”
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